May 2012
mama polarbeardog is GETTIN FEISTY, tn: leave my baby davy alone
u mess with the tunnel snakes U GET THE FANGS! !!!!
theres this tv in the boarding/seating area and theyre talking about istanbul and one of the reporters was like “i wondered when we were gonna start TALKIN TURKEY”
REALLY !!!!!!!
so i called the internet people when the guy didnt show up yesterday and apparently the reason why is because they made a typo
WHO TYPOS “C” AS “8” !!!!!!
shameus asked: HI SETH!!!!!!!! my dash and neopets is not the same w/o u and davey i hope you guys are doing ok!!!!!
anyway were at the airport, i almost went into a flying raging fury when dave got like felt up by that LARGE MALE AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD
they scared my baby i was about to go mama (polar)bear(dog)
i got an ask but it was a spambot
I SEE HOW IT IS YOU PROFLIGATES
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imaslothmoo:
creestahl:
man this dash is boring
who wants me to spice this up
I’ll help
anyway were done at mcdingdongs were heading home now
see u guys after the 30th (or not) (if we do not show up around then just assume we murdered the internet guy)
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keelhaul replied to your post: keelhaul replied to your post: davepost: how do i…
also legion very good choice
duh why would i go w anyone else
i was about to do the independent vegas stuff until i found out caesar was sick im a total babysap i lit cried
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keelhaul replied to your post: davepost: how do i kill the president at the…
OH MAN I HATED THAT MISSION???
HOW DO I KILL PRESIDENT HOOVER DAM
slams fists on the ground, tears spill on my legion armor
davepost: how do i kill the president at the hoover dam in new vegas all the ncr keeps going ham on me
i just want to shoot the president why god
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snakelet replied to your post: dave decided it was a good idea to open the oncest…
HEY ARE YOU GUYS BACK NOW YEEEAAAY!! DID YOUR INTERNET COME BACK I M HAP
WERE NOT ACTUALYL BACK YET :’( the internet guy was supposed to come today and we’d have it for the day if he did but HE DIDNT… FUCKIN SCRUB
plus we’re going to new brunswick tomorrow to visit daves fam and...
dave decided it was a good idea to open the oncest tag in public
krawken:
our internet is probably going off tomorrow and were probably only getting it back on the 22nd
balls
addendum: were gonna be in new brunswick til like the 30th so if we disappear WE’RE NOT DEAD…….. .. .
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that new dmab community post going around is genuinely really cool and im glad its happening but holy fuck the post itself is worded so passive aggressively when there is really no need ?? ?? ?????
methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
dave: what if every time ogrin day rolled around you morphed all your pets into ogrins so they could enjoy the festivities
the
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rex more like WRECKS (THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING)
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harrytomlomsom:
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
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fallout new vegas more like yuri lowenthal voices every other male character in this game
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barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
seth: someone just replied "punch him"
dave: its because the old lady came right at me!
seth: THATS BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE OLD LADY
dave: I WASNT PAYING 500 FUCKING CAPS
DAVE JSUT MURDERED LIKE 5 HEELERS IN FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
I AM REALLY DISPLEASED AND UPSET
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